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Thursday, March 31, 2005

It's OK, You Can Come Out

Uncle Teddy/Hillary/Pelosi/Boxer/Screaming Dean/Crazy Gore/Our Bill/Kerry and all the others, "You can come out now"
~~~~TERRI'S DEAD"~~~~~~~

You can bet back to yapping about the Minimum Wage and the Abba Dabba prison.

A women was starved to death by America, none of these people could be found anywhere.....

"CUT A TREE DOWN, SPILL SOME OIL IN THE OCEAN, EXECUTE A PEDOPHILE SERIAL KILLER, THEN WATCH HOW FAST THEY COME OUT FROM UNDR THEIR ROCKS"

Author: Red Burtt

She's Not Dead Yet Michael

I have to stop watching the news:

In the post below this one I Bash the silent phony Democrats, now I have something else to say about the Republicans that Turned Silent.

A human being, a living person is being "KILLED" by "AMERICA" the country that brings tears to our eyes when we stand to listen our National Anthem, we get "goose bumps" when we hear the song, "God Bless America".

This great country, "the land of the free and home of the brave", is publicly STARVING a helpless little women "TO DEATH". They refuse to give her Water or Food, they are all sitting back waiting for her to DIE, "MURDER".

We all know the Phony Bastard Democrats will do nothing, she can't DIE fast enough for them, they can't wait to get back to the "Abba Dabba Prison Shit".

Now the Republicans have fallen silent, the Democrats pay no attention to court orders if they don't agree with them.
Clinton/Reno defied a court order, they stormed a house, kidnapped a child, then sent him down to Castro (Elian Gonzales), Clinton/Reno set a farm on fire and roasted men women and children, they burned them to death (Waco Texas). They destroyed a Judge down south, they ruined his life forever because he didn't want to remove "The Ten Commandments" from his Court House. When the Democrats don't agree with something they don't let LAWS get in their way, they bring out the GUNS.

Now it is the Republicans that are in hiding, when all this "Murder Shit" started it looked as though the Republicans were going "Stand Up And Fight", they signed all the papers, the "Bush Brothers" seemed to be on the verge of doing what should be done, "Save a life".

Where have they gone, the National Guard, armed with Tanks, Flame Throwers and Machine Guns should have stormed that Hospice and rescued the women that is being tortured to death. THAT IS WHAT "CLINTO/RENO" WOULD DO.

Little by little I am coming to see why almost every Country on this planet HATES our guts.

Sometime in the near future, some Child Molesting Serial Killing Monster will be Executed by Lethal Injection at midnight, out in the parking lot of the prison Susan Sarandon and her gang, the same people that don't give one shit about Terri Schiavo starving to death, they will all be spluttering, weeping and whaling about some SAVAGE that is being put to sleep, he will die in Two Minutes.
Terri has been without food or water for "Two Weeks", and she is still fighting the dirty bastards.

Susan Sarandon and her gang will all be carrying their little shitty candles, weeping for "The Savage"

Author: Red Burtt

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Silence From The Health Care Heros

One lousy Two Bit (Automobile Accident) Judge down in "Crazy Florida" is dictating "Life And Death" to America.
The President Of The United States.
The U.S. Congress.
The U.S. Senate.
The Federal Courts.
The Parents Of The Victim.
The State Of Florida.
The Attorney General.
All Of Law Enforcement
And Most Of All, A Defensless, Innocent Human Being That Can't Speak.

This one "Glory Seeking" "Publicity Hound" scummy dog shit Judge has this whole country in the palm of his slimey rotten hand. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO AMERICA, WHERE ARE THE DEMOCRATS, THE KIND CARING PROTECTORS OF THE WORKING PEOPLE, THE POOR PEOPLE. THE DEMOCRATS, THE PARTY THAT WHINES ABOUT HEALTH CARE, SOCIAL SECURITY, LABOR UNIONS, DIVERSITY, AND ALL THEIR OTHER LIBERAL SOCIAL DO-GOODING SHIT.
THE DEMOCRATS THE PHONY BUSH HATING DOPES THAT VOMITED WHEN THEY SAW A PICTURE OF A CRIMINAL WITH LADIES UNDERWEAR ON HIS HEAD. ~~~~THEY ARE SILENT, DEAD SILENT WHILE AN AMERICAN WOMEN IS BEING DE-HYDRATED AND STARVED TO DEATH BY "TWO MEN" A JUDGE AND A KILLER HUSBAND.

THE ONLY PERSON FROM THEIR WRETCHED SHITTY HATEFUL PARTY, A BLACK MAN, A DEMOCRAT THAT MOST AMERICANS DISLIKE AND CALL A "CON MAN", THIS BLACK DEMOCRAT IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE LOUSY SLIMEY VERMIN TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, HE HAS BEEN CALLED A RACIST MANY TIMES, BY MANY PEOPLE, "MYSELF INCLUDED". HE IS STANDING UP FOR A WHITE WOMEN THAT IS BEING SLAUGHTERED.

DEMOCRATS IN WASHINGTON, YOU ARE A DISGUSTING BUNCH OF ROTTEN PHONY PIGS.....THANK JESUS CHRIST I AM NO LONGER ONE OF YOU..........WHY ARE YOU SILENT, WHERE ARE YOUR LEADERS, DEAN/KENNEDY/HILLARY/PELOSI/BOXER/KERRY/ AND ALL THE REST OF THE WEASLES.????

TERRI SCHIAVO, THE LITTLE INNOCENT WOMEN THAT SMILES WHEN SHE SEES HER MOTHERS FACE, SHE IS THE JUDGE AND KILLER HUSBANDS WORST NIGHTMARE---“SHE WON’T DIE”
SHE IS FIGHTING THEM.

SHE DIDN’T NEED LIFE SUPPORT, SHE DIDN’T NEED A RESPIRATOR, ALL SHE NEEDED WAS A LITTLE FOOD AND WATER AND TO BE LEFT ALONE TO BE WITH HER PARENTS.
THE KILLER HUSBAND COULD HAVE GONE HIS OWN WAY WITH HIS “NEW WOMEN”
TERRI WAS IN BETTER SHAPE THAN THE POPE, YET THEY ARE EXECUTING HER.

The killer husband will win, Terri will be "DEAD" in a few more days, but then Michael Schiavo's problems will just begin. America won't forget this pig.

He has another life, he has a new women, he has new kids, yet this Bastard Control Freak won't let Terri go back to her Mother who will make her smile and care for her for the rest of her life. Michael Schiavo should DIE.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH AMERICA.

Author: Red Burtt

Friday, March 25, 2005

~Women~

I love women, I have always loved women, my sons love women, they have always loved women all the men I have ever hung around with or worked with loved women.

When we were kids hanging around the corner we would often have trouble with the Cops. One of the Cops favorite soulutions back in the "good old days" for "overly active teen age behavior" was to get involved in some type of sport.

So, on saturday mornings we would all head down to the Charles River, my friends would all be playing football or baseball, they had a lot of fun and used up a lot of energy

Now, my friends that loved sports would think I was crazy, they didn't seem to understand why I didn't want to play football.
I had discovered another sport that I thought was far more exciting than chasing a little ball around, I preferred to go down in the tall grass beside the River and “WRESTLE WITH GIRLS”.
(Wrestling is a sport) -Sgt. O"Brien of the Cambridge Police Dept agreed.

Women today are Cops, Firefighters, Combat Soldiers; they drive Bulldozers, Trucks and Motorcycles. “Women can do anything”, so they say.

Why am I still expected to put the toilet seat down for a women that drives a Bulldozer???????

Author: Red Burtt

Thursday, March 24, 2005

~Drugs~

The people that are against "Legalization" have been "brainwashed" into believing that if drugs are legal every teenager in America is going to start using drugs. The people that will be using drugs are the same people that are using them now. It won't put any more drugs on the market, it won't make drugs easier to obtain, you can buy every drug known to mankind in any schoolyard in America. Most killings by the Gang Banging Swine, and other Drug Killings are all over MONEY and Bad Deals, legal drugs will stop that.

Most "Drug Users" after getting their "Fix" usually slink off into a room somewhere and stare at their "Navel", the crime and murder always happens during "The Buy" "The Deal". It's the "(Legal) Booze drinking drunk" that goes home and beats the shit out of his wife and kills the family dog, it's the Booze drinking Drunk that slaughter themselves and others on the highway.

AMERICA LOVES DRUGS, AMERICA WANTS DRUGS, SO GIVE THEM DRUGS "LEGALLY" PUT THE THIRD WORLD DRUG DEALING SCUM OUT OF BUSINESS. PUT THE "DEA" AND ALL THE CROOKS IN GOVERNMENT OUT OF BUSINESS.

AND PUT THAT SON OF A BITCH WITH THE 9mm HANDGUN IN HIS UNDERWEAR, THE GUY THAT WEARS SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT, THE CLOWN WITH THE BAGGY "RED AND YELLOW" PANTS THAT HANGS AROUND THE SCHOOLYARD, PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS TOO

"By God".

Author: Red Burtt

Monday, March 21, 2005

Who Cares

No more politics for awhile, it effects my Blood Pressure.

I saw a Robin today (in the snow).

Back in the late "nineteen thirties" all the guys from my corner would take the Subway from Cambridge into Boston to see the "Big Bands" play at the old RKO Theatre, usually when we skipped school, or sometimes we would ride the subway's just to raise hell and bother people. Filenes Basement was a great place to stir up some trouble.

We used to go to Filenes Basement after a show and watch the women try on dresses. Soon one of us would try on a dress, then we would get kicked out.

As we stood on the Subway platform waiting for the train, we had one kid that had a joke that he repeated everytime he was in the Subway, he did this for as long as I knew him.

He would wait for just the right moment when we were all silent, then he would say, "There's No Horse Shit In The Subway". He would be the only one that laughed.
(Horse and wagons were still a common site on city streets during the Thirties)

Author: Red Burtt.

What's For Dinner, I'm Starving

Ever since GW Bush came on the scene the "Liberal Dingobats" have been slowly "Self Destructing". Their "Hatred" blinds them, these are the people that say Charles Manson, Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer should be allowed to LIVE, "who are we to take their lives" "the death penalty is barbaric" they say.

Now they themselves are trying to "enforce their own death penalty" they are sentencing a women to DEATH. A little helpless, defenseless human being, they aren't going to shoot her, they aren't going to inject her so that she will drift off to sleep, THE DIRTY BASTARDS ARE STARVING HER TO DEATH.
She isn't on a heart machine, she isn't on a respirator, all this women is doing is being nourished, she is feeding, like you and I do, like your cat does.
Her parents visit her, she smiles at them, they have vowed to care for her for her as long as she lives. The husband can go his own way, the parents will foot the bill, the parents will do what parents do, they will PROTECT her. The scummy Democrats will hear none of this, they are taking her food away. They want her DEAD in two weeks.
They want her rotten husband to get what money is left in her fund, money that helps her live.

These dirty Bush Hating Bastards, these Democrat scum are the same slobbering Rats that Cried, vomited and screamed bloody Murder (Nancy Pelosi Cried) when they found out that some murdering pig had his picture taken with ladies underwear on his stinking head in the Abba Dabba Prison.

They whine, cry, slobber, splutter, and piss their pants over a criminal with silk panties on his head, or being led around on a Dog Leash, the "Pile On" at Abba Dabba that they all go into convulsions over looked like a "Cocaine Rock Concert" in Central Park.

Now these same "Kind And Caring" Neo Dems want to Starve a Human Being to death in front of the whole world, "Kill Her By God, we know what's best, the hell with her parents, we don't care if takes two months for her to die, "We Want Her DEAD".

THIS WOMEN, "TERRI" IS THE LAST NAIL IN THE DEMOCRATS COFFIN.

When the elections roll around in 2006 there won't be a Democrat left in Washington.

Attention Liberal Democrats:
When you have your dinner tonight, while you are sipping your wine and stuffing Sirloin into your rotten hateful face, think of Terri Schiavo STARVING AND DEHYDRATING TO DEATH, NOT EVEN A SIP OF WATER WILL THEY GIVE HER. "All with the Democrats blessing".

(She would have a more dignified death if they would let the Muslim Terrorists BEHEAD her) it would be quicker.

Author: Red Burtt

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

~Logs~

Do you know what a "Log" is, it is a tree that has been cut down, (Al "Crazy" Gore) refuses to say they have been cut down, he says, "they have been murdered"

My wife, when riding next to me in the car, just sits, she looks straight ahead, she doesn't say much, she mumbles a lot to herself, I can never hear what she is mumbling about, there are times that I will make an intelligent observation or a witty statement and all she will say is "yeah".

Sometimes when we are out we will park somewhere and just look around, today we were parked in a big puddle in a dirt lot, we were looking at a combination car wash and convenient store.

Suddenly I noticed a logging truck approaching, it was loaded with Logs.

A few years back I used to go down to the local gas station, they don't sell gas there, we just used to sit there in lawn chairs and watch traffic and talk dirty, whenever a Logging truck would pass one of the "locals" would spit and then say, "there goes a load of pine", the others would say "yeah", well it didn't take me long to get onto this, as soon as somebody said, "there goes a load of pine" I would spit and say "yeah".

We didn't have many logging trucks driving through Central Square in Cambridge Mass.

Well today as my wife and I were watching this car wash and I saw a Logging truck approaching, I thought to myself, "I think I'll show my wife that I know a thing or two about the Logging business", "she will undoubtably be very impressed" as the truck passed, I said with a loud clear voice, "THERE GOES A LOAD OF PINE", my wife didn't bat an eye, she looked straight at the car wash and said "Who Gives A Shit".

If you like Al Gore, "Be Kind To Your Log"

Author: Red Burtt

Monday, March 14, 2005

God Is In My Yard

I will probably lose all my readers over this one:

Organized Religion:
Pass the (poor box) as it was known in my day, get your wallet out, they smile and fawn and tell you that GOD will be with you forever if throw that $20 dollar bill in the basket, give them $50 and they will go out in the parking lot and bless your car so you won't get killed on the way home (they want you back next week with another $50)

This past week we had a "Church Going God Man" bring his gun to church, along with his wallet. He said a couple of prayers then started shooting, he killed seven of Gods Children then blew his own brains out. Why, "he didn't like the sermon".

All through History, Wars, Most Murders, Genocide, Beheadings, Hangings, and almost anything and everything that is evil is caused by two things, "MONEY/RELIGION".

When you go to Church this Sunday, look around, there are some nice decent kind and caring people sitting with you, Church is good for some of them, it makes them feel good, it lifts their spirits, it gives them hope in today's world of "Maniacs" and "Anything Goes Society".

But, there are many NUTS in Church. The man in Georgia that killed a Judge and three other human beings, says he is a "Born Again Christian" imagine what he must of been before he was "Born Again"

After he slaughtered four people he held a women hostage, she made him pancakes and they talked about, "who else" GOD, they talked about God for 24 hours. As I said, when you are sitting in church, look around, Jack The Ripper may be the guy sitting right beside you singing hymns.

I don't care for "Organized Religion", the Church you attend will tell you that they are "Right" they tell you that your friend Joe's religion is "Wrong". You will spend eternity in Heaven, "Joe won't be there".
The leader will spend a whole hour Bellowing about what a dastardly shameful sinner you are, then he will tell you who to vote for in the next Governors race.
They will then inform you, that if you really want to go to heaven you go out and get into your "Recently Blessed Automobile" when the service is over, go out and find some Smelly Wino who is sleeping under a bridge with his new friend that arrived last month from a germ infested swamp in some third world jungle shit hole, when you do find them, your Church wants you to bring them home to dinner.
Then when the "Church Leader" is all done calling you names, telling you who to vote for, and telling you who to bring home to dinner, guess what, out comes the old "Poor Box", get your wallet out. "Praise God"

I Do Not Like Organized Religion:
I believe in a "Supreme Being", I worship privately. I haven't put my suit on and gone to a Church Service in fifty years, I will attend weddings, baptisms and funerals, I will not attend a regular Sunday Morning brow beating, I refuse to be called a sinner by some guy waving a Bible around and telling me who to vote for.

If some of you are like me, do what I do, late in the evening and when there is a cloudless sky, pour yourself a glass of wine, (Jesus Loved Wine, whenever Peter, Paul or Mary Magdalene gave him a glass of water he turned it into wine) get a chair and go out into your yard, look up at the stars, feel the silence, think of your departed friends and relatives, sip some wine, soon you will be talking to the heavens, you will feel the Supreme Being.
Far up in the universe a star will start to flicker, someone is listening, my father once told me when I was a young boy that someday he would be gone and I would be grown, he said "when you are all alone some night and suddenly the leaves in the trees around you start to rustle and a gentle breeze comes and goes, that will be me" saying, "everything is fine". That's what he said.

I don't need organized Religion, God is out in my back yard at night, no matter where I am living, he is in yours too, some night go out and meet him.

A "God Nut" killed seven people this week, but all the people you see sitting around you in Church this Sunday are not "God Nuts", they are good people.

If you know a "God Nut" be careful though.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Whacko Jerko Jacko

Whacko Jerko Jacko Jackson: (The old bag, Liz Taylor puts his head between her breasts when he crys).

This Umbrella thing really gets me, I wake up at 4:00 AM thinking about umbrellas, my wife won't even talk about it. This freaky screwball Jackson came to court an hour and a half late today wearing Pajamas, the Judge was going to jail him for not being on time. He said he hurt his back, (Liz Taylor hurt his back when she sat on him) lol.

As soon as the freak stepped out of his SUV one of his "flunkys" was right there with the damn Umbrella, Whacko walks about twenty feet to the courthouse and the flunky folds the Umbrella..

Does something fall out of the sky and land on Jerko Jacko's head, he has the Umbrella when the sun is shinning he has the Umbrella when it is cloudy, what the Christ are they trying to keep off this fruitcakes head.

I told my wife on our next trip to the Supermarket I am going to bring an Umbrella with me, I told her I want her to hold it over my head as we walk from the Handicap parking spot to the door of the Supermarket.
She didn't answer me, she got up and left the room.

Author: Red Burtt

Monday, March 07, 2005

Neo Dems Response To Dolphins

The response to the "Dolphin Beach Party" has been fast, I have had several e-mails in the past hour.
(See preceding post below, "Kavorkian & Dolphins)

New Devlopments From DNC.
The Democrats have found a way to blame the Dolphin Beach Party on the War Mongering American Government, they say the Beaching was caused by Sonar from American Submarines, not foreign, just American, they are saying this because the "Hated Bush" is running the show, Bush is The Commander In Chief.

If John "Fonda" Kerry were President they would blame the Beaching Of The Dolphins on Rush Limbaugh's empty Pain Killer bottles.

Al Franken and Jeanne Garafoolo had as a guest today Congresswomen Barbara Boxer they are saying on their Shitty Democrat Radio Show that not only is the Bush Administration causing havoc in the marine world and disrupting the lives of "Dolphins but Boxer claims they are also creating problems in the forests of the Midwest.
They reported on their Left Wing Radio Talk Show today that President Elect, GW Bush got out of bed at 5:00 AM Tuesday morning and had a Bowel Movement, in the White House, soon thereafter 1,203 Porcupines dropped dead in the State of Arizona. Animal Activists are looking into this Presidential Bowel Movement.

Democrats say that when John "Fonda" Kerry has a Bowel Movement it doesn't affect any animals or marine life in North America. They say just the opposite; they say Senator Kerry's Bowel Movements are beneficial to the animal world and mankind in general.
Author: Red Burtt.

Dr Kavorkian~Dolpins

Down in Florida a group of Dolphins do what Dolphins do, they beached themselves. Dolphins and Whales have been doing this for thousands of years, they have a reason for doing this, this reason is known only to them.

Some years ago when the "Once Great Democratic Party" started to evlove into a party of Left Wing Liberal Babbling Kooks they decided that they knew what was best for Mr & Mrs Dolphin, they simply would not allow Mother Nature to do her thing, they would save these creatures from themselves, after all, we know best, "we put dogs to sleep when they are old and sick" "but we keep humans alive long after God wants us dead".
We arrogantly say about a sick cat, "oh dear, the poor thing is suffering, put it out of it's misery" but when Dr Kavorkian came along and tried to help some poor human being that was laying in bed slowly dying with their guts on fire and no hope of survival what did these Liberal Vermin do, they put him in prison.

The Do-Gooders, say, "who is Kavorkian to play God", I say, "who is Dr Jones to play God by shoving tubes and pills down your throat to keep you alive when you know for a fact that "God is calling you home", yes God wants you to join him in the hereafter but this son of bitch Dr Jones won't let you go.

The Dolphins want to go home, the Democrats won't let them, so the Dolphins play along with it, they eat, they do tricks, they let the kooks pat them, then when they feel better, the Kooks turn them loose, as they swim off the Democrats all hug each other and sob.

The Dolphins go somewhere else and KILL themselves.

Now to the question I have about all this "fuzzy, gushy, spluttering liberal bullshit".
While all these Democrats are "helping" the Dolphins they are standing waist deep in a large pool with the "Dolphy's" as they like to call them, they stand in this pool all day.

Do these Democrats Urinate in the pool, or do they leave and go to a rest room, that my friends is the question. When the kooks are on the nightly news it is hard to tell by the expresion they have on their face if they are relieving themselves or not.

So, if you happen to personally know a Left Wing Liberal Slobbering Democrat who has taken part in a "Save The Dolphin" party, "Ask Them"........
Author: Red Burtt

Sunday, March 06, 2005

~Saddam In A Cage~

Many Thoughts enter my mind when I am sitting in front of a Laundromat; today while sitting in front of a Laundromat this thought entered my mind.

Soon Saddam Hussein will go on trial, for being a “murderer” a “rapist” a “torturer” and an “inhuman piece of shit”.

It has been confirmed that at the courthouse a “CAGE” will be built for “Saddy” to sit in while the trial proceeds. Got that? -A Cage. Saddam will be sitting in a Cage, just like a Chimpanzee. “Holy Mary Mother Of Jesus H. Christ Almighty”

The left wing, knee jerking, hand wringing, whining, spluttering, slobbering, bed wetting, Liberal Democrats are going to go berserk. The Bush Haters all across America will be whipping themselves with chains. Saddam will have to sit in a Cage, it’s barbaric, dear God what will these damn “Neo Cons” do next.

Nancy Pelosi, Barbara “Hag” Boxer, Uncle “Women Killer” Teddy, Lovely Maxine Waters, Dan Rather (?) lol, Susan Sarandon, Al (Ape) Franken, Editors from the NY Times & Boston Globe are all going to meet on the steps of the US Capital Building at 6:00 PM on the eve of the trial and set themselves on fire.

Jesse Jackoff the Spiritual Advisor for Mr & Mrs Clinton will be going on a “hunger strike”, his new secretary will join him.

The following democrats will protest in this manner:
Barney Frank will have sex “with a women” on live TV.
Ellen Degenerate will have sex “with a man” on live TV.
Michael Jackson will have sex “with a grownup” on live TV.
Madonna will have sex “with herself” on live TV

A Cage, this dastardly act will have repercussions throughout the world, America, land of the free, home of the brave will actually make a man sit in a Cage. (Only a republican would do such a thing)

The New Hollywood Democrats would be dancing in the streets if they could get GW Bush into a Cage.
Author: Red Burtt

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Wanna Sleep At My House Tonight

Why does the "Bleached Freak Pervert" (Michael Jackson) have a "flunky" carrying an umbrella over his whacked out head when it isn't raining-??

When this "Thing" (Michael Jackson) was in Thailand he rented three chimpanzee's from the local zoo!

He told the Press he wanted to "Play" with them in his room lol, lol. I wonder if anybody took movies of that little party, they would be worth millions.

Do you think one of his "employees" chased Mike & the Chimps around the room with an umbrella, did Mike wear his "surgical mask" did the Chimps "bite Mike"---ha, ha, ha, glog, bonk.

"Hi Mrs Jones, this is Mike, can Bobby sleep over tonight, I'll give you Three Million Dollars, OK"???
Author: Red Burtt