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Monday, March 07, 2005

Dr Kavorkian~Dolpins

Down in Florida a group of Dolphins do what Dolphins do, they beached themselves. Dolphins and Whales have been doing this for thousands of years, they have a reason for doing this, this reason is known only to them.

Some years ago when the "Once Great Democratic Party" started to evlove into a party of Left Wing Liberal Babbling Kooks they decided that they knew what was best for Mr & Mrs Dolphin, they simply would not allow Mother Nature to do her thing, they would save these creatures from themselves, after all, we know best, "we put dogs to sleep when they are old and sick" "but we keep humans alive long after God wants us dead".
We arrogantly say about a sick cat, "oh dear, the poor thing is suffering, put it out of it's misery" but when Dr Kavorkian came along and tried to help some poor human being that was laying in bed slowly dying with their guts on fire and no hope of survival what did these Liberal Vermin do, they put him in prison.

The Do-Gooders, say, "who is Kavorkian to play God", I say, "who is Dr Jones to play God by shoving tubes and pills down your throat to keep you alive when you know for a fact that "God is calling you home", yes God wants you to join him in the hereafter but this son of bitch Dr Jones won't let you go.

The Dolphins want to go home, the Democrats won't let them, so the Dolphins play along with it, they eat, they do tricks, they let the kooks pat them, then when they feel better, the Kooks turn them loose, as they swim off the Democrats all hug each other and sob.

The Dolphins go somewhere else and KILL themselves.

Now to the question I have about all this "fuzzy, gushy, spluttering liberal bullshit".
While all these Democrats are "helping" the Dolphins they are standing waist deep in a large pool with the "Dolphy's" as they like to call them, they stand in this pool all day.

Do these Democrats Urinate in the pool, or do they leave and go to a rest room, that my friends is the question. When the kooks are on the nightly news it is hard to tell by the expresion they have on their face if they are relieving themselves or not.

So, if you happen to personally know a Left Wing Liberal Slobbering Democrat who has taken part in a "Save The Dolphin" party, "Ask Them"........
Author: Red Burtt

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