The Bleached Freak Monster

For seven months we had to endure story's and pictures of the wife murderer "Diarrhea Face" Scott Peterson and his "Hatchet Face" girl friend Amber Frye.

Now, today, they have started, for the next six months we will have to put up with the "Pedophile, Child Molesting, Wierdo, Whacko, Bleached Freak" Michale Jackson.

"Diarrhea Face" Peterson had his sick little "groupie girls" they used to send him love letters when he was in jail. He is now on death row, they are probably still writing and telling him how "Hot" he is. To bad he couldn't take one of them fishing.

Now the Michale Jackson "Groupie Sicko's" are gearing up with their "we love you Michale" signs in front of the court house. Jackson gets love letters from Macaulay Culkin.

Big days ahead for the "Female Smut Reporters" on cable news.

WWIII is going on, but this "Sick Freak" Jackson will dominate America's News for the next year.
Author: Red Burtt