Have You Ever?
Have you ever eaten "Barbecued Bob Cat Bowels"
Have you ever gone "Blueberry Picking" with a women that has no teeth?
Instead of going to a "Strip Club", have you ever bought a case of beer and sat around with 15 guys that all smelled like "sheep shit" and watched a farmer "Breed His Cow" with a "10,000 lb Bull"?
Wearing nothing but a yellow and red Jock Strap, have you ever jumped out of a tree onto the back of a "Cow Moose" in heat and stabbed it to death with your hunting knife?
Have you ever watched Rain "go up"?
I live in Maine.
Author: Red Burtt
Have you ever gone "Blueberry Picking" with a women that has no teeth?
Instead of going to a "Strip Club", have you ever bought a case of beer and sat around with 15 guys that all smelled like "sheep shit" and watched a farmer "Breed His Cow" with a "10,000 lb Bull"?
Wearing nothing but a yellow and red Jock Strap, have you ever jumped out of a tree onto the back of a "Cow Moose" in heat and stabbed it to death with your hunting knife?
Have you ever watched Rain "go up"?
I live in Maine.
Author: Red Burtt
posted by Red Burtt | 4:31 PM
2 Comments:
You are out there Mr. Burtt. Happy New Year. Your blog always affects. Be that a smile or a cringe, I come here often. Keep up the good work.
just popping by yet again. I enjoyed your have you ever's. I can always count on you for a laugh. It's funny to think that we live in such a small world, your family probably only live about an hour or so from where I live in New Brunswick. Keep up the good work & stop by again :)
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