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Thursday, December 09, 2004

Birthday Party

Imagine having a birthday party for somone but your not supposed to say his name (thats liberalism for you)

Happy Birthday Jesus Christ, Happy birthday, to you.

Remember:
Put your Xmas tree in the celler this year so the Arabs can't see it when they walk by your house.

Use portable CD players and listen to your Xmas Carols with earphones so the Arabs can't hear them when they walk by your house.

If your rubbish man is an Arab, put all your used Xmas wrappings in a black bag and secure it so the rubbish man can't see them. Arabs don't like those little pictures of Santa.

And keep in mind at all times and teach your children that we don't want to offend any of our Immigrant friends, (legal or illegal)

Merry CHRISTmas.
"Jesus Christ" "Jesus Christ" "Jesus Christ" "Praise Jesus" "Yo Jesus" "Jesus You Da Man" "Jesus For President In 08" "Hot Damn Jesus" "Jesus Is Cool"

Jesus Loves Me Yes I Know
For The Bible Tells me so.
Author: Red Burtt

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