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Friday, November 26, 2004

Break-in At The Royal Cat House

Monica Lewinsky broke into "Our Bill" Clintons new Library (Cat House) and hung her "BLUE DRESS" in the lobby.

1998 The White House 2:00 AM:
The phone rings:
Rinnnnnnnnnnng, ding a ling.

"Hello, Oval Office, This Is The President Speaking, I Am The Commander In Chief""
"Hi Bill, its me", (heavy breathing)
"Guess what I'm doing Bill"
"Oh Jesus what Monica"
"You know Bill, tee hee"
"Oh my God Monica, tell me, tell me" "grunt, gasp wheeze, BANG, pow, drool, squeal, Arrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhh JESUS CHRIST ALL SHITTIN MIGHTY" "MOMMY"
Sigh,
"Oh Monica"
"Goodnight Bill"

"Hi Daddy"
"Oh, hi Chelsea"
"Who was that you were screaming at on the phone Daddy"?
"Yasser Arafat"

There's A Bright Golden Haze On The Meadow


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