Crazy Republican SUV's
A Right Wing Neo Con Republican SUV went crazy up here in Maine this morning, this is how the little "Pasty Faced, eye twitching" granola eating CBS liberal news anchor reported it.
"At 6:00 AM this morning an SUV traveling at 70-mph in Windham side swiped three parked cars, knocked down a stop sign and then tore through the wall of a single family house, the SUV then crashed into the kitchen of this home destroying everything in the room. The residents awoke to find an SUV in their kitchen, they ran for their lives".
Not one word about the drunk that was driving it from this little liberal leftie.
There was another one two days ago, this is how it was reported by the liberal media, "An SUV smashed thru a fence today and wound up in six feet of water in a lake, the passenger was pulled to safety. This damn Republican SUV tried to drown the driver.
These two SUV's know the liberals hate them, so they snapped, one tried to destroy a Democrats house, the other one tried to drown a Democrat. You Kerry people better watch out for these SUV's.
Johnny Kerry has an SUV, but he says it isn't his. :lol: :lol: Typical Kerry, "I voted for the war before I voted against it"
Did you ever hear a liberal news person say, "A sedan mowed down several people at a bus stop this morning"
One SUV to another, "Hey, hows your gas" "I'm half full", "Good, lets go kill a couple of dogs"
"At 6:00 AM this morning an SUV traveling at 70-mph in Windham side swiped three parked cars, knocked down a stop sign and then tore through the wall of a single family house, the SUV then crashed into the kitchen of this home destroying everything in the room. The residents awoke to find an SUV in their kitchen, they ran for their lives".
Not one word about the drunk that was driving it from this little liberal leftie.
There was another one two days ago, this is how it was reported by the liberal media, "An SUV smashed thru a fence today and wound up in six feet of water in a lake, the passenger was pulled to safety. This damn Republican SUV tried to drown the driver.
These two SUV's know the liberals hate them, so they snapped, one tried to destroy a Democrats house, the other one tried to drown a Democrat. You Kerry people better watch out for these SUV's.
Johnny Kerry has an SUV, but he says it isn't his. :lol: :lol: Typical Kerry, "I voted for the war before I voted against it"
Did you ever hear a liberal news person say, "A sedan mowed down several people at a bus stop this morning"
One SUV to another, "Hey, hows your gas" "I'm half full", "Good, lets go kill a couple of dogs"
posted by Red Burtt | 1:02 PM
2 Comments:
Evil SUV's...makes me wanna run 'em over with my Hummer!
Arnie, (Terminator) has two Hummer's, some of his crazy In Laws said they won't speak to him unless he gets rid of them.
(He better not let Uncle Teddy Drive one of them)
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