Did You Ever Wonder Why
My wife thinks that somewhere along the line in life that something happened to me to cause my brain to malfunction.
She says I should blow my nose one nostril at a time. She says I don't drink enough water.
I told her I used to be a democrat, she said I was never a democrat.
I told her I have one leg shorter than the other, she claims she has always known that.
Many years ago when I was a young man I sometimes drank on the weekend, on one such weekend after spending the evening with friends I went down in the cellar at 3:24 AM to fill the oil jug for our kitchen stove, when I came back up I told my wife that I had just met Jesus Christ down in the cellar. She said it wasn't Jesus, I said "it looked like him" she said it was the women that lived in the house next door, I asked her, "why was she in our cellar" she said she didn't know.
She says I should blow my nose one nostril at a time. She says I don't drink enough water.
I told her I used to be a democrat, she said I was never a democrat.
I told her I have one leg shorter than the other, she claims she has always known that.
Many years ago when I was a young man I sometimes drank on the weekend, on one such weekend after spending the evening with friends I went down in the cellar at 3:24 AM to fill the oil jug for our kitchen stove, when I came back up I told my wife that I had just met Jesus Christ down in the cellar. She said it wasn't Jesus, I said "it looked like him" she said it was the women that lived in the house next door, I asked her, "why was she in our cellar" she said she didn't know.
posted by Red Burtt | 4:08 PM
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