A Drug Dealer That Hates Bush
This is a little look into the mind of a "Bush Hating Liberal", this Bush Hating Liberal also happens to be a drug dealer.
Mr "drug dealer" is all set to make a big delivery of Coke, he is up early, he has a bowl of cheerios then he loads the trunk of his car with Two Million Dollars worth of Illegal Shit, he puts a shotgun under the front seat of his car and a 9MM Glock Pistol in his waistband, he has two Hand Grenades in the glove box, and two Pit Bulls in the back seat. This Bush Hating Liberal Democrats drivers license expired ten years ago, he has never had a firearm permit in his life.
Well he's all set now, he heads for the freeway, as soon as he comes down the off ramp he sees a sign that says "Speed Limit 65 MPH", what does this Liberal Mental Giant do, his little anti establishment, anti government, anti American attitude takes over, he mashes his right foot down onto the accelerator and is now going well over ninety MPH. (laws are meant to be broken, old LSD John Lennon and Oko Ono rule)
Mr Moron looks in the rearview mirror, what does he see, he sees blue lights, he says to himself, "those bastards".
After seeing all the goodies this Left Wing sap has in his car the cops are all kissing and hugging each other, they haul Mr Dope off to the can.
In court and in his interview with the News Media who does Mr Dope blame for all his problems.
HE BLAMES---GW BUSH, DICK CHENEY, JOHN ASHCROFT, THE PATRIOT ACT AND RUSH LIMBAUGH.
"They violated my Civil Liberties" says Mr Dope.
Every day you can read about one of these "Brain Surgeons" traveling 85 MPH in a 30 MPH zone with a car that is loaded with Cocaine......They bang their heads on the trunk of the car while being "Cuffed".
Mr Dope is muttering to himself "those bastards Ashcroft and Bush" he then screams at the Police, "Hey Cop, I want to call the ACLU, right now, you fascist pigs"
DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS:
Rodney Dangerfield is dead:
Rodney once said,
"I bought a used car last week and found one of my wifes dresses in the back seat"
Mr "drug dealer" is all set to make a big delivery of Coke, he is up early, he has a bowl of cheerios then he loads the trunk of his car with Two Million Dollars worth of Illegal Shit, he puts a shotgun under the front seat of his car and a 9MM Glock Pistol in his waistband, he has two Hand Grenades in the glove box, and two Pit Bulls in the back seat. This Bush Hating Liberal Democrats drivers license expired ten years ago, he has never had a firearm permit in his life.
Well he's all set now, he heads for the freeway, as soon as he comes down the off ramp he sees a sign that says "Speed Limit 65 MPH", what does this Liberal Mental Giant do, his little anti establishment, anti government, anti American attitude takes over, he mashes his right foot down onto the accelerator and is now going well over ninety MPH. (laws are meant to be broken, old LSD John Lennon and Oko Ono rule)
Mr Moron looks in the rearview mirror, what does he see, he sees blue lights, he says to himself, "those bastards".
After seeing all the goodies this Left Wing sap has in his car the cops are all kissing and hugging each other, they haul Mr Dope off to the can.
In court and in his interview with the News Media who does Mr Dope blame for all his problems.
HE BLAMES---GW BUSH, DICK CHENEY, JOHN ASHCROFT, THE PATRIOT ACT AND RUSH LIMBAUGH.
"They violated my Civil Liberties" says Mr Dope.
Every day you can read about one of these "Brain Surgeons" traveling 85 MPH in a 30 MPH zone with a car that is loaded with Cocaine......They bang their heads on the trunk of the car while being "Cuffed".
Mr Dope is muttering to himself "those bastards Ashcroft and Bush" he then screams at the Police, "Hey Cop, I want to call the ACLU, right now, you fascist pigs"
DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS:
Rodney Dangerfield is dead:
Rodney once said,
"I bought a used car last week and found one of my wifes dresses in the back seat"
posted by Red Burtt | 7:12 PM
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