Jesus It Happened

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I knew it wouldn't be long, the phone rang this morning and it was her, my wifes sister. I answered the phone, she won't talk to me because she knows I voted for Bush, she said, "ca,ca,ca, can I ta,ta,ta,talk to m,m,m,my sister", I couldn't get off the phone fast enough, my wife took the phone and my sister in law gave her the news.

She pissed her pants yesterday in Wal Mart.

She wrote a letter to the White House and told the President Of The United States Of America that she pissed her pants in Wal Mart and that it was his fault.

I hope she doesn't "shit herself", she will be blaming Dick Cheney for that.

What sore losers these "Neo Libs" are.
Author: Red Burtt