If It's Bad, They Caused It.
Democrats in congress, the DNC and Uncle Teddy Kennedy all said this morning that BUSH/CHENEY were both to blame for another Crazy SUV going beserk in Lewiston Maine.
The out of control, insane SUV attacked an elederly couple who were on their way home from a "Senior Citizens Wife Swapping Party" at their local church.
This SUV jumped the curb and viciously ran into the couple fracturing both the womens legs and crushing her husbands skull after smashing him into a brick wall.
Police, Fire and Maine Game Wardens responded, the Game Wardens shot and killed the Republican SUV but not before it emmitted a large quantity of Toxic Fumes into the atmosphere.
Uncle Teddy and Robert Kennedy Jr were visibly shaken, holding back tears, Uncle Teddy said, "we have to do something about these SUV's"
It was reported that back at the White House, Bush and Cheney were laughing their ass off.
Author: Red Burtt
The out of control, insane SUV attacked an elederly couple who were on their way home from a "Senior Citizens Wife Swapping Party" at their local church.
This SUV jumped the curb and viciously ran into the couple fracturing both the womens legs and crushing her husbands skull after smashing him into a brick wall.
Police, Fire and Maine Game Wardens responded, the Game Wardens shot and killed the Republican SUV but not before it emmitted a large quantity of Toxic Fumes into the atmosphere.
Uncle Teddy and Robert Kennedy Jr were visibly shaken, holding back tears, Uncle Teddy said, "we have to do something about these SUV's"
It was reported that back at the White House, Bush and Cheney were laughing their ass off.
Author: Red Burtt
posted by Red Burtt | 1:10 PM
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