Blame Bush, He Did It.
Several days ago the President of the United States, GW Bush, the Vice President, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld at 2:00 AM, all went up onto the roof of the White House.
They had with them, a small Charcoal Grille, the Presidents Dog and the Presidents Mountain Bike.
A small fire was lit in the Grille, the Mountain Bike was leaning up against a Chimney, the Dog was tied to the Bike.
The three men sat down on the roof and started to Rattle some Chicken Bones and the Vice President was rolling a pair of Dice. The Dog was howling, the President had his eyes closed.
Twenty minutes later a Huge Earthquake erupted in the Indian Ocean, the resulting Tidal Wave killed more than 50,000 people.
The blame for that Catastrophe lies right at the feet of GW Bush.
"You don't believe me"??
Ask Dan Rather or "Tub Of Shit" Michael Moore, they'll tell you.
Author: Red Burtt
They had with them, a small Charcoal Grille, the Presidents Dog and the Presidents Mountain Bike.
A small fire was lit in the Grille, the Mountain Bike was leaning up against a Chimney, the Dog was tied to the Bike.
The three men sat down on the roof and started to Rattle some Chicken Bones and the Vice President was rolling a pair of Dice. The Dog was howling, the President had his eyes closed.
Twenty minutes later a Huge Earthquake erupted in the Indian Ocean, the resulting Tidal Wave killed more than 50,000 people.
The blame for that Catastrophe lies right at the feet of GW Bush.
"You don't believe me"??
Ask Dan Rather or "Tub Of Shit" Michael Moore, they'll tell you.
Author: Red Burtt
posted by Red Burtt | 11:16 AM
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