Married Too Long (58 yrs)
If I should tell my wife that I don’t feel well, she starts singing.
These are the words to the song she sings, “La dee da da dee da dee” she sings this in several different “keys” depending on the situation, if I keep talking she sings louder and louder.
If I were to drop dead on the kitchen floor at 8:23 PM, my wife would walk around my body all evening. She would watch the Jay Leno show and then go to bed.
The next morning she would have her Oatmeal and Yogurt, then she would call my daughter who lives next door and say, “I think your fathers dead”.
Author: Red Burtt.
These are the words to the song she sings, “La dee da da dee da dee” she sings this in several different “keys” depending on the situation, if I keep talking she sings louder and louder.
If I were to drop dead on the kitchen floor at 8:23 PM, my wife would walk around my body all evening. She would watch the Jay Leno show and then go to bed.
The next morning she would have her Oatmeal and Yogurt, then she would call my daughter who lives next door and say, “I think your fathers dead”.
Author: Red Burtt.
posted by Red Burtt | 1:35 PM
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