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Friday, February 25, 2005

Diarrhea Face II (He's Back)

Scott Peterson,
"Feces Face" Scott is back in the news, all the "Female Smut Lawyers" and "Female Smut Reporters" are starting to rub themselves and breath heavily.

Greta Van Sustren and Rita Cosby of Fox News both become sexually Aroused at the mere mention of his name. Matt Lauer of the "Today Show" becomes sexually aroused at the mention of Amber Fryes name (Feces Faces Slut).

When Cute Perky Katie Curic heard that Scotty was back she jumped up out of her chair, pulled her Mini Skirt up and gave Al Roker a "French Kiss", Al dropped his "Map Pointer" and ran out of the studio, a cameraman passed out.

Helen Thomas the White House reporter (the one that looks like a rodent) was seen in front of the courthouse carrying a sign that read "I love you Scott, take me fishing".

Jackson:
Imagine putting Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson in the same cell--lol,lol.
Author: Red Burtt

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