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Thursday, April 10, 2008

The End Is Near

It's all over, we are all going insane, there was a story in the news today about a 52 year old women who sat on her toilet seat for two years without getting up, her husband fed her, he said after two years he had, "had enough" he called for help when he discovered that her buttocks had molded into the toilet seat and couldn't be separated, her ass became part of the seat.

Thats all they had about this incident in the news, I have hundreds of questions I would love to ask about this situation, but who the hell do I ask, my wife doesn't know them, they live in Detroit.