I Am Suing A TV Program

In a previous Blog I wrote about a TV program called “The View”, it is a “silly women’s show”, my problem with this show is, my wife watches it, now you ask, “so what”, well I will now try to begin and explain the mental anguish this television show is causing to me and the reason that I think it is driving my wife insane.

I am not a “Chauvinist”, I like women, in fact years ago I was considered “a sissy” because I used to like to sleep with them, this lawsuit I plan on filing isn’t about “anti feminism” it is about the fact that this show is driving my wife insane, she is becoming a lunatic, her snoring is progressively worse, she mutters to herself, she tells me to answer the phone when it isn’t even ringing, she calls me names all day long and turns the cold water on when I am in the shower, I know it is those five screeching giggling fools on The View that are causing my wife to slowly lose her sanity and is also slowly driving me insane.

I have several Lawyers and I am going to set up a “Mental Anguish Lawsuit” against “The View”, I will now try to explain what this rotten swine slime infested bastard show is doing to me, it isn’t only my wife that this show affects, now I am becoming mentally disturbed because I am in the house and I am subjected to this slopping shit.

Yesterday when I was going to the bathroom I started laughing and couldn’t stop, I wake up at 3:00 AM and start singing, my left eye lid constantly twitches the hairs in my nose are now growing faster then usual and I see things on my wall.

The Show:
For those of you that haven’t watched or heard of this ungodly wailing spectacle I will now try to describe what I see and hear.

The show consists of five bitches screaming at each other, one is a “black bitch” one is a “light brown bitch” and the other three are “white bitches”, these banshees start the show by marching single file onto the stage with big grins on their sappy faces, the “Bush Hating” dumbed down American audience stands then claps, whistles and screams, the bitches grin and slobber.

Now it starts, they take their seats and immediately start “yelling, wailing, spitting, snorting, gagging wheezing and are probably urinating in their bloomers.
The most aggravating thing about all of these cackling bastards isn’t the yelling and snorting, what drives me crazy is, these morons all try to talk at once and I think this is also why my wife is turning into a “nut” she has no idea what they are talking about but by God she listens to them, if I should say something while these fools are screeching and yowling she tells me to shut my mouth then she yells to me that she is listening to TV, my wife now yells just like they do, sure, she’s listening but she has no idea what those five shit heads are saying, these people are a threat to “sane people” all across this country.

Barbara Walters is one of them, when she screams and try’s to “out shout” the “black bitch” she drools all over her shirt and her eyes “bug out”, one of the “white bitches” can’t stop grinning, no matter what they talk about she grins, if they should be talking about disemboweling a live Presbyterian this “white bitch” would be grinning.

They are all “sore losing Bush haters” and when the show turns political they all go into hysterics, they all yell at once, they squirm and jump up down in their seats and Barbara Walters false teeth have almost fallen out several times on live TV especially when she talks about a member of the Bush family.

This program is destroying my life, whenever I try to speak in my home my wife starts yelling, she is copying “the bitches” she won’t let me talk, she will never let me finish a sentence.

My Attorney says I may have a good case, he had never heard or watched the program so after I filed my lawsuit he wanted to watch the show for himself, he told me that after thirty minutes of Viewing The View he had to go out in his yard and sit in his car, he said he then started crying.

These yelling howling alley cats are violating my civil liberties and they are causing my wife to constantly call me an idiot and a stupid bastard.

I suggest any of you reading this to tune into this “horror show” some morning, try not to become involved in it, it will drive you insane.

My wife also now laughs when she goes to the bathroom and just last night she started singing at three o’clock in the morning, every light in the house was out. Do you have any idea what that can do to a man.
I want “Ten Million Dollars”
Author: Red Burtt

Cambridge People-Village People

Village people, Cambridge people, click on this link, you may know many of them, you may be related to them, and I know you will remember many of them.

The Village is no more and these people have now all gone to the next world, but they were here, I remember them.

The Post, "Remembering, A Place And It's People"
Click below:
http://burttstorys.blogspot.com/

[the post has been edited by the author 01/14/06 @ 8:14 AM] Red Burtt

My Observation

Today I watched the hearings on the Supreme Court Nomination of Judge Samuel Aliot.

At these hearings America's finest, Drunken, Thieving, Lying, Whore Mongering, Crooked, Pig Slop, Scum Bag Politicians all get together and try to "DEAMONIZE, CRUCIFY, AND DESTROY" another human being who happens to have more CLASS, HONESTY, MORALITY, AND DECENCY IN HIS SOILED UNDERWEAR THAN THESE WRETCHED VERMIN SWINE POLITICIANS have in their whole bodys.

The college cheating, drunken women killer, "Uncle Teddy" isn't fit to wash Judge Alitos Dog.

Now another thing I noticed at the hearings, the Photographers all sit on the floor, behind them, sitting up at the tables are the "Shit Bag Politicians" every so often a photographer will turn and seems to dissapear under the "tablecloth" now, my question."Can this photographer put his head under the tablecloth and look up the women's dresses"?

Another thought, can they "take pictures" of the womens underwear? Also, can they see Uncle Teddy's underwear?

Do they take pictures of each other, if you should tune in to the hearings, watch the Photographers. Think of me while you watch, also think of Uncle Teddy's bare thighs with "Cape Cod" boxer shorts on.
Author: Red Burtt

A Mouse, A Kitty And God

While sitting in my bathroom pondering “Darwin’s Theory On Evolution” I happened to glance out the window into the back yard.
My neighbor’s Cat had just succeeded in capturing a small field mouse, this little creature was squirming and kicking and in all likelihood screaming “HELP, OH HELP ME DEAR GOD” but from the looks of things God must have been busy doing something else because it was quite clear that there was no help on the way, the mouse would soon be joining God “Up There”.

Kitty was happy, Kitty was singing, and chirping, Mousy was yelling, “Help”, Kitty picked Mousy up by his head and threw him up in the air, as he was falling Kitty smashed him in the face with his left paw, Mousy screamed, Kitty chirped with delight.
Now, Kitty made believe he was no longer interested in Mousy, he lapped his paws and looked away at a bird, Mousy said to himself “thank you God”, Mousy ran limping away, one leg was dragging, it was broken in three places, several of Mouse’s teeth were missing, one lung was punctured and his spleen was fractured, Kitty watched and smiled.

Mousy looked up, there just a few inches away was a big Lilac Bush, Mousy said, “Oh thank you God, soon I’ll be safe”, then, the lights went out.
Kitty severed Mouse’s head in one bite and started chewing, “crunch, crunch” one of Mouse’s legs was still kicking.

The sun was just setting, Kitty had just finished washing his face, he said to himself “I think I’ll go home now and sit in my humans lap and Purr”.

I closed the curtain, and asked myself, “I wonder if God hated that mouse” then I went out to my computer and wrote the following.

A Mouse Made Me Think Of This:
When a man in a pulpit says, "God Is Real", ask him "How Do You Know" (The Truth is, he doesn't know)
When another man says "There is no God", ask him "How Do You Know" (The Truth is, he doesn't know)

This exchange of views will go on until the end of time, neither man will ever know who is truly right.

If the man that “Believes” dies and wakes up in heaven, he will say, “see I was right”

If the man that doesn’t “Believe” dies and doesn’t wake up, then he will say, NOTHING, he will never know that he “Was The One That Was Right All Along”

If you believe, "Good for you"If you don't believe, "Good for you "The argument over Religion will NEVER be won, NEVER.

If organized religion and money could be removed entirely from mans existence, we would be living in Paradise.
Organized Religion & Money are the causes of everything that is EVIL.

BUT,
I BELIEVE, BECAUSE IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, AND I DO BELIEVE, “I believe in every drop of rain that falls”

Yours Truly
His Holiness, The Blessed, Red Burtt.
Author: Red Burtt