A Hunting We Will Go
The Vice President Of The United States Of America put his shotgun to his shoulder and aimed it at a little birdie, he pulled the trigger, the little birdie didn’t fall to the ground, the Vice Presidents friend fell to the ground, the Vice President shot his friend in the face. “SO WHAT”.
Each year thousands of hunters shoot their dogs, their horses, their houses, their cars, their Mothers, their kids, their cats, their refrigerators, their cows, their chickens, and THEMSELVES.
ENTER THE BUSH HATING NEWS MEDIA:
By God we got him now, finally, BUT WHY DIDN’T CHENEY PUT HIS GUN DOWN AND CALL DICK GREGORY OF NBC RIGHT AWAY AND SAY “HI DICK, IT’S ME, THE VICE PRESIDENT, I JUST SHOT ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN THE FACE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.”
Dick Gregory and the “Bush Hating Media” went insane at the White House Press Conference, their hair was messed up, they were drooling and spitting, some were on the verge of collapse, this Vice President Cheney had the Gaul to call the Paramedics before he called them.
Well anyway they are going to try again, maybe they can “Get Bush” on this one. Below are some of things this gang of “news hounds” has tried to nail the Hated Bush on.
DUI
Desertion
AWOL
Falling out of bed drunk and getting a black eye.
Causing Hurricanes that kill Black People
Having Osama Bin Laden to family cookouts.
Bombing the Pentagon
Causing 9/11
Stealing the election once.
Stealing the election twice. (hee, hee, twice)
Now they are going to try and blame him for Cheney shooting a guy in the face.
Nothing sticks though, Bush drives the Hater Media insane.
Uncle Teddy hasn’t had to much to say about Cheney’s hunting trip, I wonder why? (Uncle Teddy Uses A Car Not A Gun)
The victim of the Bird Hunting Shoot has had a slight turn for the worse, he has had a small heart attack, if this poor man should die the “Sore Losing Bush Haters” Will Have A Field Day.
Funeral For The “Bird Man”
If this guy dies Cindy Sheehan will be at the cemetery gates weeping and fainting for the cameras.
Hollywood will start making a movie about it the day after the funeral.
John "Fonda" Kerry will wear his medals to the Wake.
Jimmy "Sissy" Carter will have to be sedated.
Uncle Teddy will get drunk and drive his car through a Liquor Store window.
Billy Blue Dress and his “Powerful Wife” will attend the funeral, he will be biting his lip, Lovely Hillary will be nodding her head, and she will be wearing a "Black Pant Suit".
Jessie Jackoff & Harry Belafonte will be screaming and spitting, Al Sharpton will be on his knees screaming and spitting.
Back at the White House, Bush will take Cheney's gun away from him.
What a day this will be for the "Sore Losing Bush Haters"
"WE GOT HIM NOW"
Author: Red Burtt
Each year thousands of hunters shoot their dogs, their horses, their houses, their cars, their Mothers, their kids, their cats, their refrigerators, their cows, their chickens, and THEMSELVES.
ENTER THE BUSH HATING NEWS MEDIA:
By God we got him now, finally, BUT WHY DIDN’T CHENEY PUT HIS GUN DOWN AND CALL DICK GREGORY OF NBC RIGHT AWAY AND SAY “HI DICK, IT’S ME, THE VICE PRESIDENT, I JUST SHOT ONE OF MY FRIENDS IN THE FACE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.”
Dick Gregory and the “Bush Hating Media” went insane at the White House Press Conference, their hair was messed up, they were drooling and spitting, some were on the verge of collapse, this Vice President Cheney had the Gaul to call the Paramedics before he called them.
Well anyway they are going to try again, maybe they can “Get Bush” on this one. Below are some of things this gang of “news hounds” has tried to nail the Hated Bush on.
DUI
Desertion
AWOL
Falling out of bed drunk and getting a black eye.
Causing Hurricanes that kill Black People
Having Osama Bin Laden to family cookouts.
Bombing the Pentagon
Causing 9/11
Stealing the election once.
Stealing the election twice. (hee, hee, twice)
Now they are going to try and blame him for Cheney shooting a guy in the face.
Nothing sticks though, Bush drives the Hater Media insane.
Uncle Teddy hasn’t had to much to say about Cheney’s hunting trip, I wonder why? (Uncle Teddy Uses A Car Not A Gun)
The victim of the Bird Hunting Shoot has had a slight turn for the worse, he has had a small heart attack, if this poor man should die the “Sore Losing Bush Haters” Will Have A Field Day.
Funeral For The “Bird Man”
If this guy dies Cindy Sheehan will be at the cemetery gates weeping and fainting for the cameras.
Hollywood will start making a movie about it the day after the funeral.
John "Fonda" Kerry will wear his medals to the Wake.
Jimmy "Sissy" Carter will have to be sedated.
Uncle Teddy will get drunk and drive his car through a Liquor Store window.
Billy Blue Dress and his “Powerful Wife” will attend the funeral, he will be biting his lip, Lovely Hillary will be nodding her head, and she will be wearing a "Black Pant Suit".
Jessie Jackoff & Harry Belafonte will be screaming and spitting, Al Sharpton will be on his knees screaming and spitting.
Back at the White House, Bush will take Cheney's gun away from him.
What a day this will be for the "Sore Losing Bush Haters"
"WE GOT HIM NOW"
Author: Red Burtt
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