Lobster Claws
Mary Tyler "Big Mouth" Moore, Again:
A few years back this "Looney Loopy Whacko" went all over the country whining about Lobsters being boiled, she said the hot water hurt their little feet.
She held a news conference one day, she was sobbing, and her 20 inch lips were quivering, her numerous "face lifts" were becoming undone, she wailed as loud as possible "SAVE THE LOBSTERS" then she held on to one of her fellow nitwits making believe she was going to faint.
The news conference ended, the group of people that were all wearing "Jimmy Carter" tee shirts all left.
One camera man and a reporter followed "Big Mouth" and her little group, "Oh MY God", they entered a big fancy "Steak House" in Beverly Hills, yes it was true, "The Lobster Savior" was going out to dinner.
This "PHONY Liberal DO-GOODER" that grieves for Lobsters that are Boiled was going to sit down to dinner and have a 2lb Sirloin Steak that was carved off some poor Cow that had been smashed in the head by a drunken “Steer Killer” with a sledge hammer and then had it's throat cut with a butcher knife, it desperately tried to say “Moo” as gurgled and died, dead.
Mary “Big Mouth” Moore ate him, medium rare with mushrooms.
(Listen closely the next time you Boil A Lobster, they scream when they are first submerged)
Happy New Year (are you having lobster)?
Author: Red Burtt
A few years back this "Looney Loopy Whacko" went all over the country whining about Lobsters being boiled, she said the hot water hurt their little feet.
She held a news conference one day, she was sobbing, and her 20 inch lips were quivering, her numerous "face lifts" were becoming undone, she wailed as loud as possible "SAVE THE LOBSTERS" then she held on to one of her fellow nitwits making believe she was going to faint.
The news conference ended, the group of people that were all wearing "Jimmy Carter" tee shirts all left.
One camera man and a reporter followed "Big Mouth" and her little group, "Oh MY God", they entered a big fancy "Steak House" in Beverly Hills, yes it was true, "The Lobster Savior" was going out to dinner.
This "PHONY Liberal DO-GOODER" that grieves for Lobsters that are Boiled was going to sit down to dinner and have a 2lb Sirloin Steak that was carved off some poor Cow that had been smashed in the head by a drunken “Steer Killer” with a sledge hammer and then had it's throat cut with a butcher knife, it desperately tried to say “Moo” as gurgled and died, dead.
Mary “Big Mouth” Moore ate him, medium rare with mushrooms.
(Listen closely the next time you Boil A Lobster, they scream when they are first submerged)
Happy New Year (are you having lobster)?
Author: Red Burtt
posted by Red Burtt | 9:53 AM
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