Good Morning Doctor
On august 16th at 10:30 AM I have an appointment at "Home Depot" to have a Colonoscopy.
Author: Red Burtt
Author: Red Burtt
posted by Red Burtt | 6:19 PM
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2 Comments:
These might cheer you up:
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!”
5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
6. “You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
11. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.”
I E CA RUMBA
Better you than me
Been there done that!
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