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Monday, June 20, 2005

Billy Blue Dress (Again)

"Our Bill" will be in the news quite frequently in the coming months, his wife "Horrible Hillary" wants to be the next President and Bill is going to help her all he can by God.

It’s been quite awhile since I have trashed this white trash, (Our Bill) I happened to think of him this morning when I saw a picture of the wicked wretched witch of Arkansas (Our Hill) screaming and spitting on the floor of the senate on a cable news channel. (Thank God For Cable)

Our Bill:
There is a book out now that says “Our Bill" Raped Hillary in the Rose Garden. (Boy, that must have been something)

My sources tell me that Hillary raped Madelene Allbright on Air Force One.

Clinton is nothing but "White Trailer Trash" that happens to be a "Very Slick Politician"

Monica Lewinsky will have a Larger Place in the History Books than Clinton will.

His legacy in History a hundred years from now will not be for any "Great Achievement" but will be for the "Blue Dress".

In the year 2105, Bill Clinton will be nothing but a "dirty joke" in the classrooms of America.

The best advice ever given to anyone in Washington DC since this country was founded was when Linda Tripp said to Monica Lewinsky, "Don't Clean That Dress"

Here is a little mentioned story about President “Billy Blue Dress”:
William Jefferson Clinton according to sources in Arkansas had “The Mumps” when he was a young teen, this left him “STERILE”, later in life he met and married “Wretched Horrible Hillary”. Then, a miracle happened, a year or so after this union, Chelsea was born????? Ah ha, oh, oh, but my God Almighty, how could this be, Our Bill is STERILE, it is impossible for him to impregnate a women, but, there she was, little Chelsea.

Now,
Do you all remember “Webster Hubble” (hee hee), he looked like a “Haddock”, well now, look closely at a picture of Chelsea, Oh My God, Oh Jesus H Christ, Chelsea is the spitting image of Webster Hubble, could the Smartest Women In The World Actually Have Been Diddling Around With Haddock Face Hubble. (Da Da?)
Could this be a true story?

William Jefferson (Hot Pants) Clinton, to this day, refuses to release his past medical records.

Mumps, does anyone have them today??

“Hey, is that your kid”
“Yeah”
“Don’t look like you”
“Yeah, everybody says that”
Pause:
“Hey”
“Yeah”
“Did you ever have the Mumps?”
Har, Har, Ha, Ho, Ho, Ho, Blag, Arggghhhhhhh, Ssssstttttttt, DONG, Slurp, Gaaaaaaa. "Is your wife home"? ha, ha, ha, ha.

Author: Red Burtt

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