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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Uncle Whacko's Loose

Not Guilty:

Yahoo,
Whacko Jerko Jacko is back in his Playpen with his Umbrella; the American justice system has spoken, big doings at Neverland Tonight, Sound The Trumpets, Release The Doves, Bring On The Chimps, Pour The Wine, (In Coke cans).

Latoya Jackson has sent out for a whole troop of Cub Scouts to come over and “play” there will also be a “Giant Sleepover” hot damn. Michael feels good tonight kids, “Watch Out”, (Wink Wink)

“Oh my goodness, what a sweet little child”, “I’m free, I’m free”, “Lollipops for everyone”

Whacko’s father went back to the courthouse this morning; he later said, “he didn’t know the trial was over”.

Those California Jury’s are something, they interviewed one of them and she said she got upset that the Mother of one of “Whacko’s Playmates” snapped her fingers in the direction of the jury, “By God, that proved Michael didn’t do it”.

Another one of these “Moron Jurists” was asked what he thought about “Bleach Face” coming to court in his Pajamas, the Nitwit replied “I didn’t see him” ha, ha, figure that one out, he didn’t see him, where was this “Idiot Jurist” sitting in a closet by himself, maybe he was in the wrong courtroom.

The “Ding Dong Mothers” are starting to line up outside the Gates of Neverland ready to “Donate” their Little Boys to the “Nut With The Umbrella”.

SADDAM HUSSIEN IS IN A LITTLE CELL OVER IN IRAQ, HE GOT UP THIS MORNING, GRABBED HIS KORAN THEN HE KNELT DOWN ON HIS LITTLE RUG, HE STUCK HIS ASS UP IN THE AIR, HE FACED MECCA, HE THEN PRAYED TO ALLAH THAT THE AMERICANS WOULD PUT HIM ON TRIAL IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Author: Red Burtt

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