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Stay away from those “Supermarket Salad Bars”

Some “Muslims” were arrested out in California yesterday, it has been reported that they intended on targeting Hospitals and Supermarkets.

If you have to get a Tetanus Shot or if you are scheduled to have someone stick something up your Rectum, make sure you know who is doing it. If a “Male Nurse” approaches you while you are on the table with your “Jonnie” on and he is “dark skinned” wearing “Horn Rim Glasses” and he has a “Black Beard”, get up and RUN.

Forget those damn Salad Bars, can you imagine the things that can be put in there by “Passing Screwballs”.

Now please, all “Bed Wetting” “Left Wing” “Looney Liberals” that read this, please don’t label me a “Racist” because I mentioned the forbidden word “Muslim”.

The people that call us “Infidels” and Christian Devils” and want us all dead aren’t “Irish Catholics” they are not “Methodists” they are not “Presbyterians” they are not “Wicans” they are not the “Sorcerers Of Voo Doo” and they are not “Southern Baptists”, THEY ARE ISLAMIC MUSLIMS. (Some are bad some are good, the bad ones want to dance on your children’s grave and use your head for a soccer ball) You may have to give up a few of your rights today but that is far better than having your families legs blown off.

Of course all “Bush Haters” “Sore Losers” and “Babbling Liberals” will disagree.

“Honey, do you want some sliced beets with your salad” ??

Author: Red Burtt