~Poor Seals~

The "batty liberal Bush hating kooks" are at it again, they have let Bush off the hook this week, they are going after a bunch of Seals out on the west coast somewhere.

These "pasty faced granola eating bastards" have decided they don't want Seals to eat Salmon. (I wonder what God thinks about this).

Seals have been eating Salmon for 500 million years, now America's left wing liberals have decided they are going to put a stop to this, "by God".

These kind and caring "New Democrats", these "Al Gore save the spotted owl people" are stalking the poor Seals and shooting rubber bullets at them and playing very loud rock and roll music trying to scare the seals. "These people cry and vomit when they see photos of the Iraqi criminal with ladies underwear on his head".

Rubber bullets HURT, ask a Seal.

All these Seals are doing is trying to eat, and when they do they have a bunch of crazy demented Kook Liberal Morons shooting rubber bullets at them.

I would like to follow one of these Saps, then when they sit down on a park bench to look at a picture of John Fonda Kerry and have a "Soy Spinach Sandwich", I would then shoot a rubber bullet into their stomach.

Author: Red Burtt