Killer Speaks

Uncle Teddy Kennedy:
The Waddling, Blubbering, Drooling Buffoon went on national TV and started Slobbering about the Anniversary of the Abba Dabba Prison in Iraq.

He was whining about "Mohammad Underwear Head" and "Mohammad Dog Leash". He said the Anniversary of the "Pile On" is a very distressing time for him, he says he still gets "Ill" watching the pictures a year later.

Another Anniversary is coming up this summer, it is the Anniversary of Mary Jo Kopechne. The girl that Vomited, Soiled Her Underwear, than DIED in the back seat of Uncle Teddy's "Rosemobile".

One fast phone call might of saved her life, Uncle Teddy walked by several phones that night, he never stopped to make that "one life saving call".

Uncle Teddy that night had only one thought on his mind, "THE COVER UP" the Kennedy Tradition, don't take responsibility for it, "Cover It Up"

After getting "The Cover Up Started" Uncle Teddy swam back to his Hotel, then went to bed and slept like a baby.

When Mary Jo's "Drowning Anniversary" comes up this summer, will Uncle Teddy go on National TV and give a speech about it upsets him to look at Pictures of Mary Jo.

Uncle Teddy cries, blubbers, whines and slobbers over the Iraqi Criminals with silk Ladies Underwear on their heads.

Has Uncle Teddy ever shed a tear over Mary Jo.

He couldn't even make a lousy phone call for her.

Uncle Teddy will ROT in hell.

Author: Red Burtt