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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

~Self Checkout~

I'm obsessed with Supermarkets:

The bastards have a new one, it is called "Self Checkout", now they want you to "Scan" and "Bag" your own groceries.

These Cooperate Big Business Millionaire "Scum Shit Bags" treat us like children, and many people fall for it.
There is a "Shaws Supermarket" in Conway NH, that makes a very big deal out of this "Self Checkout" thing. When I have nothing to do in the Supermarket I "eavesdrop" I "listen". Today I overheard a Store Manager using their "little child" philosophy. This store manager was a "powerful women" and she looked it, she had the Pant Suit, the wedge high heel shoes, the horn rim glasses, and the George Clooney haircut.

I watched her approach a customer who was standing and looking over this "ungodly self checkout". This is what the "Big Shot Manager" said, "Hi, have you tried our self checkout yet" the customer replied, "no", Ms Manager then said just as though she was speaking to a Ten Year old child, "Try it, IT'S FUN"

This customer, this poor hard working slob who had just put about $150 worth of food in his cart and who probably can't wait to get home and lie down is being told by this Idiot Moron Shaws Brown Noser that he can have some FUN if he checks his own order out. (and bags it)

If everybody checks out their own order, imagine the FUN Shaws can have laying off all those poor Cashiers and 75 year old Baggers.

Someday, somebody will invent a "shopping cart" that after being emptied in the parking lot will return to the store all by itself. Then Shaws can have some more FUN laying off all the 85 year old dopes that "collect shopping carts in a blizzard".

Do you want to have some real fun, eat two or three doughnuts and don't pay for them, order a pound of Haddock then leave it behind the Corn Flakes.

Author: Red Burtt

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