Hillary And Fish Bumps
I try my best to stay away from Politics but the “Looney Dingobats” keep drawing me back in.
Dear Hillary, yes that one, the spouse of “Billy Blue Dress”, the cute cuddly feminine little “honey bunch” that every man in America would like to snuggle up with in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter night. “Our Hill” as the Dingobats like to call her.
This week Senator “Pant Suit” is up in Alaska on a fact finding mission that is studying “Global Warming”, now get this, “HILLARY SAW A FISH THAT HAD BUMPS ON IT”.
Dan “Rodent Face” Rather in a moment of overwhelming excitement once called Hillary the “Smartest Women In The World” on his nightly unbiased “Left Wing Liberal” news broadcast.
Well, by God, the smartest women in the world has made a huge contribution to the task of cleaning up the planet, she has found a Fish that has “Bumps” on it. “Holy Mary, Mother Of Jesus H. Christ Almighty”.
Now, whose fault could this be, this Fish With Bumps, why who else, “AMERICA AND GEORGE W. BUSH” that’s who.
All through the Nineties the smartest women in the world didn’t seem to be bothered with “Fish Bumps”, she had other “Fish To Fry”, Vince Foster, Billy chasing Striesand naked around the White House Piano, Paula Jones, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Wiley’s Cat (Bill had the cat whacked) Grand Jury’s, Impeachment and of course, “Dear Little Monica”. Where were all the fumes from the SUV’s going during Billy’s Watch, when did these fish start getting “Bumps”, maybe after the 2000 Elections. All the Fish in Alaska had a meeting and said, “Bush won, lets grow some bumps”.
Hillary now wants all kinds of new laws, she wants YOU to stop Global Warming, yes YOU DIRTY POLLUTING AMERICANS.
Hillary and her kind never seem to mention the third world cesspools where the people all go out in the back yard when they want to have a Bowel Movement, they urinate in the street, they throw their garbage out the window, when their dog dies in the bedroom they leave it there, their children all have fly’s walking around on their faces, most of their children are twenty two years old before they are taught how to Blow Their Noses.
Hillary and her kind blame the “Hated Bush” and America, why do they never mention China, Japan, The Middle East, Europe, Asia, Canada and Tim Buck Two, do these country’s have smoke stacks, do they drive “cars” do they burn fuel, does anyone in France drive an SUV?
If “God Forbid” this women Hillary ever should become president, will she be able to make Fishes without the Bumps?
Remember, if you go fishing and catch a fish with a bump on it’s head, Barbara Bush did it.
Author: Red Burtt.
Dear Hillary, yes that one, the spouse of “Billy Blue Dress”, the cute cuddly feminine little “honey bunch” that every man in America would like to snuggle up with in front of a roaring fire on a cold winter night. “Our Hill” as the Dingobats like to call her.
This week Senator “Pant Suit” is up in Alaska on a fact finding mission that is studying “Global Warming”, now get this, “HILLARY SAW A FISH THAT HAD BUMPS ON IT”.
Dan “Rodent Face” Rather in a moment of overwhelming excitement once called Hillary the “Smartest Women In The World” on his nightly unbiased “Left Wing Liberal” news broadcast.
Well, by God, the smartest women in the world has made a huge contribution to the task of cleaning up the planet, she has found a Fish that has “Bumps” on it. “Holy Mary, Mother Of Jesus H. Christ Almighty”.
Now, whose fault could this be, this Fish With Bumps, why who else, “AMERICA AND GEORGE W. BUSH” that’s who.
All through the Nineties the smartest women in the world didn’t seem to be bothered with “Fish Bumps”, she had other “Fish To Fry”, Vince Foster, Billy chasing Striesand naked around the White House Piano, Paula Jones, Juanita Broderick, Kathleen Wiley’s Cat (Bill had the cat whacked) Grand Jury’s, Impeachment and of course, “Dear Little Monica”. Where were all the fumes from the SUV’s going during Billy’s Watch, when did these fish start getting “Bumps”, maybe after the 2000 Elections. All the Fish in Alaska had a meeting and said, “Bush won, lets grow some bumps”.
Hillary now wants all kinds of new laws, she wants YOU to stop Global Warming, yes YOU DIRTY POLLUTING AMERICANS.
Hillary and her kind never seem to mention the third world cesspools where the people all go out in the back yard when they want to have a Bowel Movement, they urinate in the street, they throw their garbage out the window, when their dog dies in the bedroom they leave it there, their children all have fly’s walking around on their faces, most of their children are twenty two years old before they are taught how to Blow Their Noses.
Hillary and her kind blame the “Hated Bush” and America, why do they never mention China, Japan, The Middle East, Europe, Asia, Canada and Tim Buck Two, do these country’s have smoke stacks, do they drive “cars” do they burn fuel, does anyone in France drive an SUV?
If “God Forbid” this women Hillary ever should become president, will she be able to make Fishes without the Bumps?
Remember, if you go fishing and catch a fish with a bump on it’s head, Barbara Bush did it.
Author: Red Burtt.
posted by Red Burtt | 10:55 AM
1 Comments:
THAT'S IT NO MORE
FISHING.
LEAFY
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