Oh Dear God Help Us

Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.

Oh dear God, please deliver us from "this thing".

Now it will start, the "screaming" the "shrieking" the Pant Suits, the "fangs" hanging out, the whole world will be laughing at us.

We will now have to spend a year and a half watching "Billy Blue Dress" gaze adoringly at this wretched women while biting his lip and bobbing his head, he may even start holding hands with her again and start carrying his little bible.

Please help us Jesus.