Take A Left Here

Florida Again:
This week in Miami three elderly people all in their early seventies got into their car and went to visit some friends who lived 8 miles from their hotel.

They had a lovely time during their visit, they talked about Glenn Miller, WWII and they sang a few bars of “That Old Gang Of Mine”, then they left, they headed back to their Hotel, two women and one man, one of the women was driving.

THEY GOT LOST, instead of stopping and getting help they kept driving around the city of Miami, they drove around for THREE-DAYS.

Relatives had gone to the Police after they didn’t come home on the second day, the Police finally found them, they were parked in a Gas Station parking lot, just sitting there, they still wouldn’t ask for directions.

Nobody has mentioned where or how they “relieved themselves” I would be interested in knowing.

The two women took turns driving; they later told the Police that the gentleman that was with them has Alzheimer’s, he didn’t even know they were lost, he thought they were taking him for a ride.

I myself am now “OLD” I never ever want to set foot in the State Of Florida, it does something to us “Old Folks”.